From a comment I posted earlier today:

Super Hypersynthetic Megasonic Advanced Transdimensional Potatertottertato Tomato Tornado Brotato of the Darkened Realms of Beyond and Yonder past the Rainbow of Forbidden Souls of Corndom.

His name is Bobtato, and wields the Everlasting Blade of Epic Awesomeness, of which has been passed down throughout many generations, tracing back to his great, great, great grandfather, who had slain his mortal enemy with that very weapon.

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